I’VE DISSECTED A FROG, I’VE THOUGHT HARD ABOUT MY BEST MATES MUM AND I KNOW HOW TO BOIL AN EGG. I’VE BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE LOCAL BATHS FOR HEAVY PETTING, I’VE BEEN PULLED OFF AT HALF TIME, I’VE LEARNT HOW TO TAKE OCCASIONAL IMPOTENCE IN STRIDE AND I KNOW 3HREE’S A CROWD. I’VE SKY [...]