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10/08/10 by holden
HIGH LIFE INNOVATIONS
Pinky RESTRAINT. I’m hoity toity fancy pants and you are all unworthy of my company. Yes, one little finger can say all that. But now there’s help. For those afflicted with an uppity digit there’s the new Pinky Restraint from High Life Innovations.Archive
10/08/09 by holden
HIGH LIFE INNOVATIONS
BRITISHNESS CORRECTOR. Now even those genetically predisposed to snootiness will have a chance to live the High Life. Intricate circuits convert the uppity condescension of the Queen’s English into the less grating American vernacular. Nobody wants to hear what you have to say, Chauncey. And now they won’t have to.Archive
10/08/08 by holden