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10/08/21 by holden
SHINER BEERS
IT’S HARD TELLIN’ MY WIFE “I’M GOING TO WORK” with a STRAIGHT FACE.Archive
10/08/20 by holden
SHINER BEER
I FILL BOTTLES WITH SHINER FOR A LIVING. Enjoying them is more of A HOBBY.Archive
10/08/19 by holden
SHINER BEERS
WANT A JOB HERE? Keep and eye on the OBITUARIES.Archive
10/08/18 by holden
SHINER BEER
THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN BREWING BEER. There’s also DRINKING BEER, TALKING ABOUT BEER…Archive
10/08/11 by holden
Miller HIGH LIFE INNOVATIONS
DECROSSIFIER. For some folks (no one we personally know) leg- crossing is a bad habit. The Decrossifier gently trains away those magnetic knees, un-sophisticating the crosser and thus making him more eligible for the High Life.Archive
10/08/09 by holden
HIGH LIFE INNOVATIONS
BRITISHNESS CORRECTOR. Now even those genetically predisposed to snootiness will have a chance to live the High Life. Intricate circuits convert the uppity condescension of the Queen’s English into the less grating American vernacular. Nobody wants to hear what you have to say, Chauncey. And now they won’t have to.Archive
10/08/08 by holden